Prince of Persia - Orange Juice/Settling Scores/Steve Jobs

Orange Juice

Amir [1:37 PM]:
Have you ever heard about the moral fiber and the relationship with Orange juice in this video

Mezz0 [1:38 PM]:
Cute guy!

Amir [1:38 PM]:
Very cute, Word

Mezz0 [1:38 PM]:
I think the guy might be cuter than the woman. He has feminine features, doesn’t he?

Amir [1:39 PM]:
Does for sure. both good to have them in the bed

Mezz0 [1:39 PM]:
WTF are you talking about?

Amir [1:40 PM]:
remember you said we do not throw the person from our bed

Mezz0 [1:40 PM]:
Oh right

Mezz0 [1:40 PM]:
You mean you wouldn't kick them out of bed.

Amir [1:40 PM]:
Yes, you got it dude

Mezz0 [1:40 PM]:
I wouldn’t either. The real question is, with that hot guy, is the juice worth the squeeze, or will the juice get in your eye and/or up your nose?

Amir [1:41 PM]:
Booya Colonel – much worth the squeeze

Settling Scores


Amir [12:10 PM]:
suppose to be Directory/incoming/

Mezz0 [12:10 PM]:
So those assholes changed the directory structure without telling us? WTF!

Amir [12:11 PM]:
they add a subdir called incoming which confuse the hell of us

Mezz0 [12:11 PM]:
No shit

Amir [12:11 PM]:
yes shit

Mezz0 [12:11 PM]:
Do you want me to fly to Massachusetts and bash their fucking skulls inside out? You say the word. I will destroy them.

Amir [12:12 PM]:
shitcan them please if it is easy for you

Mezz0 [12:13 PM]:
I am dead serious. I've never liked people from the east coast, and have been looking for an excuse to do this type of thing for years.

Amir [12:14 PM]:
I know, but business is business brother

Mezz0 [12:14 PM]:
No goofing. How soon can you be ready to leave? I will need back up in case they are armed.

Amir [12:14 PM]:
Asap. just ping me. always ready to be backup for my bro

Mezz0 [12:14 PM]:
Do you have any martial arts/fighting skills? Can you shoot straight.

Amir [12:15 PM]:
I can learn it very fast. Trust me. I am Iranian.

Mezz0 [12:15 PM]:
At the very least, being from Iran, you should know how to plant explosives, right?

Amir [12:15 PM]:
we can even beat them with sticks, how about that?

Mezz0 [12:15 PM]:
I like the way you think.

Amir [12:15 PM]:
it will scare the hell of these guys, cause they are not use to it

Mezz0 [12:16 PM]:
There are no Iranians east of Sandusky, Ohio, I know this for a fact.

Amir [12:16 PM]:
I do not know much above these stuff, I give them some love the format can be sticks or something like that

Mezz0 [12:16 PM]:
Is that code for ass raping?

Amir [12:16 PM]:
you got it, you are esmart

Mezz0 [12:17 PM]:
Thumbs up, bro

Amir [12:17 PM]:
great chat, lets make a commitment. Signed with blood.

Mezz0 [12:17 PM]:
I'll meet you out front in twenty minutes. Don't forget to bring your toothbrush and a change of underwear.

Amir [12:17 PM]:
I copy that

Mezz0 [12:18 PM]:
This might be a one way trip, so I suggest you use your time to say your good bye's to your loved ones.

Amir [12:18 PM]:
I will text them

Mezz0 [12:18 PM]:
Good idea – save time.

Amir [12:18 PM]:
roger roger

Mezz0 [12:19 PM]:
Over and out, Captain

Amir [12:19 PM]:
over, inner and more inner Colonel Duke

Steve Jobs Death

Mezz0 [4:26 PM]:
Captain

Amir [4:26 PM]:
Roger, please call me Jobs if you don't mind

Amir [4:26 PM]:
just for today

Mezz0 [4:26 PM]:
Captain Jobs?

Amir [4:27 PM]:
throw it, what

Mezz0 [4:27 PM]:
You were just joking about not being attracted to me, right?

Amir [4:27 PM]:
no goofing otherwise, I will get behind you

Mezz0 [4:28 PM]:
I think I am asking a fair question.

Amir [4:28 PM]:
cause I am a guy

Mezz0 [4:28 PM]:
If I was a woman, would you find me attractive?

Mezz0 [4:28 PM]:
Same personality, but with a woman's body.

Amir [4:28 PM]:
if I was a you, and you were me, you can answer your question?

Mezz0 [4:28 PM]:
Yes, I can

Mezz0 [4:28 PM]:
If you were a woman, and I was single, I would date you.

Amir [4:29 PM]:
I do not have a imaginary mind when it comes to op. sex

Mezz0 [4:29 PM]:
OK

Amir [4:29 PM]:
I prefer real you know what I talking abut right

Mezz0 [4:38 PM]:
Copy that, Captain Jobs

Amir [4:38 PM]:
fo shizle my nizle?

Mezz0 [4:40 PM]:
Copy that, Captain Jobs. I will be honest, this was not the answer I was looking for, and might have to place a little call to the department of homeland security, if you catch my drift.

Amir [4:40 PM]:
Ok colonel, I will say your hot coz don’t make that call

Mezz0 [4:40 PM]:
Really?

Amir [4:40 PM]:
Yes sir 100%

Mezz0 [4:40 PM]:
Excellent.