Have You Met My...Guy?
Seriously, this is my delivery person. Best meds fer yer dollar around. Plus they're fans of Dylan and the Trainspotting soundtrack, apparently.

God bless California.




This may seem low-budget, but would you rather buy weed from these people or a car from Bob Rohrman?

What a Difference a Month Makes

April 4th











May 11th















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May 11th



















Tomatoes!















Farm filling up with seedlings

How To Win Big at the Kentucky Derby
16-19-13

Thanks, Animal Kingdom!











The board at Churchill Downs just after it was made official










1. Be unemployed
2. Have a small amount of investment capital
3. Be drunk at 1am and realize that the Kentucky Derby is on the next day with "a wide-open field"
4. Realize that "wide open field" is code for long odds and good payouts
5. Deposit $100 into a horse racing website
6. Buy racing form
7. Pick personal favorites on what I see
8. Read what other people think
9. Jot down inscrutable notes
10. Make $100 worth of trifecta box bets at 4am
11. Nervously sweat the 2 hour lead-in to the horse race the next day
12. Feel head explode when 16-19-13 hits
13. Promptly withdraw $988 into savings before drunkenly betting it all on something else

Maybe Blogger...
will let me get away with what youtube won't. Youtube has some magical way of backtracing mp3 audio attached to movies.

Quality will suffer due to 100mb upload limit.

Mezzo demanded a video of the garden to lighten his day.

It's much better if you download it in HD here