Ultimate Prudes



Dear Mr. Mezzo,

While performing routine reviews of accounts we noticed that your username "UrineDrinker" is not appropriate for use in our Cardroom.

We kindly ask you to provide three new username options (no longer than 13 alphanumerical characters) for us to make the change on your account.

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Your account will remain temporarily closed until we get the requested information and the username change takes place.

Please do not hesitate to contact us back if you require further assistance or additional information.

Best regards,

Andie
Customer Support Department


Andie,

My ancestry belongs to the Koryak people of Siberia. We drink urine as a sacred ceremonial ritual. While many people in Western culture are unfamiliar with this practice, Urophagia is a part of many cultures worldwide.

I find the suggestion that drinking urine is in some way obscene extremely offensive to me, and my heritage. I urge you to reconsider your decision.

Sincerely,

-Mezzo