My Marriage In Post It Notes #3
How much do marital vows really mean when you wake up and your wife has your neck in her hands, and continues to squeeze until you throw her off of you?
How much do marital vows really mean when you wake up and your wife has your neck in her hands, and continues to squeeze until you throw her off of you?
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posted by Mezz0 at 9:33 PM
3 Comments:
was she sleep murdering you, or awake murdering you? you can't just leave the story there you silly man
Sleep murdering, definitely, or else I would have gone all "Curtis" on her. Then again, she claims to be sleeping, but how can you really tell?
From Mezz0 in law....
In my defense, we were NOT married yet and there were no other witnesses to corroborate his story. If I DID have knowledge of this, you're damn well certain I would've finished the job.
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