McCain is a freak for Craps, rebellious, old.
Obama is a winning Poker player, elitist prick.
If McCain wins, will he eliminate our national debt by betting his wife's entire inheritance on the pass line? If Obama loses, will he be the first black James Bond? Carl Rove seems to think so. In between quail hunting expeditions and meeting with oil tycoons he explained:
"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said... "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."
AND he plays poker, getting involved in rediculous hands like "quads over quads". That's even more unbeleivable than what Hollywood tells us.
<---"What you got? You got middle pair? Busted flush draw? You bet into me with that? I raise you... you... bitch."
Obama is a winning Poker player, elitist prick.
If McCain wins, will he eliminate our national debt by betting his wife's entire inheritance on the pass line? If Obama loses, will he be the first black James Bond? Carl Rove seems to think so. In between quail hunting expeditions and meeting with oil tycoons he explained:
"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said... "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."
AND he plays poker, getting involved in rediculous hands like "quads over quads". That's even more unbeleivable than what Hollywood tells us.
<---"What you got? You got middle pair? Busted flush draw? You bet into me with that? I raise you... you... bitch."
posted by The Youngest at 8:45 AM
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Just wrote the authors of the article with this:
Just wanted to point out that quads over quads (four of a kind over four of a kind), is impossible in 5 card stud.
Furthermore, if Obama et al were playing Hold 'Em, quads over quads is a one in 2 million occurrence - for perspective, you'll hit a royal flush one out of 650,000.
I'm not a huge fan of Obama, but something tells me he never slow rolled quads over quads, particularly if they were playing 5 card stud, unless he can perform miracles.
Oh wait...
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