Friday, June 06, 2008

From The Youngest:

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

dare i say the greatest american ever? i do, clint eastwood is without a doubt the greatest american ever. washington couldnt win battles and his honestly never touched that articles candor. jefferson would have defended mike moore's right to be a cunt and kissed spike lee's prejudiced ass. i would vote for that man on the libertarian ticket

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Blogger Mezz0 said...

Don't get me wrong, the man is like a father to me in that he taught me what manhood is all about, that is, talking in short, crisp sentences, and shooting people, however, his face is like a baby's bottom at 80 years old, which is impossible unless you are Chuck Norris. When he went under the knife to preserve his rugged handsomeness, a piece of me died. The piece of me that understood what it was to be a man. Now I find myself fascinated by needlepoint, and fly into a tizzy every time I see one of those adorable toy dogs sitting in a hip Prada bag that came out last year with those matching buckles down the sides. Have you seen those? They would go great with these strapless heels I saw on my shopping trip last weekend. Note to self - twitter my gal pals with the news!

1:01 PM  

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