Obama Keeps it Real
Destroys Hopes and Dreams of Black Youth using Urban Slang, Celebrity Knowledge

"You are probably not that good a rapper. Maybe you are the next Lil' Wayne, but probably not, in which case you need to stay in school," Obama, D-Ill., told a cheering crowd, brought to a standing ovation at a town hall meeting in Powder Springs, Georgia.

Obama said he knows some young men think they can't find a job unless they are a really good basketball player.

"Which most of you brothas are not," Obama, who played basketball in high school, a sport he continues to play to this day, said jokingly. "I know you think you are, but you're not. You are over-rated in your own mind. You will not play in the NBA."

















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Despite Barack "how can we compete against that black kid" Obama helping his Hawaiian High School basketball team win the championship, he was not drafted by the NBA or any reputable colleges or universities.

Not having sufficiently honed his rapping, pimping, or rock slinging skills, a bitter Obama eventually went the way of other notable blacks in history and decided to devote his life to "Fucking With Whitey on Whitey's Turf".