Oh God...no....NOOOOOO!
I'm thinking that one of the times I slapped the side of the case to scare him, I actually knocked him a good one in his lizard brain--temporarily incapacitating him.
I think you all know what's coming now.
Once I captured him, I let the cats observe my prize before I dashed it's head against the sidewalk.
Just kidding, I released him in the front yard.
I'm not sure if anyone else has been following the hit ABC television show 'V', but I think they're on to something. Those no-good, god-damned lizards are invading. I was about to get started on finishing up Mezzo's new supercomputer when I spotted something amiss.
Whoah! It just jumped right in....and fucking disappeared. I flipped the box around a few times and slapped the sides to try to scare him out if he was still inside, but I got nothing. I brought out a flashlight and checked all the corners. There was no sign of the lizard.
I assumed that he had escaped while I wasn't looking, so I carried on with my original plan. I needed to install 2 sticks of RAM and a DVD burner into Mezzo's badass machine before I could turn it on for the first time, install Windows, and start pimping his ride with the best in games and apps.
Just before I flipped on the power switch, I took off the side plate of the computer case to make sure the lizard hadn't wedged himself into the tiny 1/4" crack on the closed side of the case.
I'm thinking that one of the times I slapped the side of the case to scare him, I actually knocked him a good one in his lizard brain--temporarily incapacitating him.
I think you all know what's coming now.
Once I captured him, I let the cats observe my prize before I dashed it's head against the sidewalk.
Just kidding, I released him in the front yard.
posted by The Youngest at 6:40 PM
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The Duck of Death clearly has too much cheddah.
You're clearly too jobless.
And Plan B is clearly too stupid to lunge through the glass to catch the lizard.
Also, please please please don't tell me you watch V...
To be perfectly honest, that was the scariest part of the post - The Youngest's seeming familiarity with V, although Baily from Party of Five is on V, and that young man can fill out a suit if you know what I mean (i.e. in the crotch area where his penis rests against the fabric of his slacks).
The Youngest promised me a machine that would "melt people's faces." I wanted a box that could play the classic ASCII game "Pyro" while multitasking with Full Tilt Poker.
Hey, it's not my fault they cancelled 24. I need my weekly TV action fix from somewhere.
It's not like I'm watching Twilight.
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