No Respect!
I needed some new glasses so I went to my optometrist today. After spending an hour trying to get my prescription right, she finally threw up her hands in exasperation, "You know what your problem is? You don't focus!"
I tell ya, I get no respect. Even my eye doctor is giving me life advice. That bitch even charged me for an hour of counseling!
...no respect!
(Yeah, my doctor actually said I don't focus. Ever since I figured out that magic eye thing in middle school, I never went back to normal. I've also eaten a considerable amount of acid and spent way too much time as a child shining flashlights in my eyes for the bizarre aftereffects.)
I needed some new glasses so I went to my optometrist today. After spending an hour trying to get my prescription right, she finally threw up her hands in exasperation, "You know what your problem is? You don't focus!"
I tell ya, I get no respect. Even my eye doctor is giving me life advice. That bitch even charged me for an hour of counseling!
...no respect!
(Yeah, my doctor actually said I don't focus. Ever since I figured out that magic eye thing in middle school, I never went back to normal. I've also eaten a considerable amount of acid and spent way too much time as a child shining flashlights in my eyes for the bizarre aftereffects.)
posted by The Youngest at 3:54 PM
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