Overheard on a Trip to the Westwood Mall



"Ho! Ho! Ho!"

-Santa (Yeah, no shit - November 16th!*)


"She's cute, in a lesbian sort of way."

- Blond on an escalator


"You just have to go to the big sales. Even if you don't buy anything, because it makes you feel good!"

- Clerk, while ringing me up at a department store


*He really didn't say, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"