"I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."












No, no, and no. Despite what you may think, this is not the World Trade Center...it's a gate at the airport!

See their cute little carry-ons? Only a fool would be shocked by the image of a plane coming right at them from the perspective of a person inside a large, glassed in office-type building. It's just a coincidence that this RNC mailer suggests that Obama wants to sit down at rap back and forth with his fellow terrorist Muslims...or Arabs...or, you know, Satan. It's cool with Obama, they can take out a building every once in a while...they're just going to have to have a little chat with the president afterward.

Besides, we've all seen this movie before. It's a comedic throwback to Airplane!.We all remember the part at the end of the movie where the airplane crashes through the window of the terminal. Classic! This isn't about fear-mongering or stroking nationalistic pride, this is about comedy. Everyone knows that comedy is just tragedy plus time.














Then again, I doubt that he's trying to draw any comparisons between his campaign and a movie featuring a washed up war vet crash-landing a commercial airliner, but what the fuck do I know? The guy is edgy.

Striker : George Zip said that?

Rumack : The last thing he said to me, doc, he said, "Sometime
when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating
the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all
they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't
know where I'll be then doc, he said, but I won't smell
too good, that's for sure.