A Colorful Haiku Two, Socks Edition
"We have been working very hard to make it very clear that we have millions of Democrats who are church-going and gun-owning and we are tired of having Republicans or, frankly, our own Democrats give any 'ammunition' to Republicans," Mrs. Clinton said.

Then she giggled and added, "Did you see what I did there?"

Red wine or Blue Moon.
Don't forget the orange wedge.
Schlitz and a Whiskey

The bulbous backside
lies in dying green grass
hunting for heartland












I can haz yur votez?
I am in yur home city
keeping yur shit brown