Email From Training Partner

Hey Guys,

As my birthday is next Wednesday, Jen (the girlfriend) has decide to get some of my friends together tomorrow night to eat wings, drink, and watch the UFC fight. I think we are shooting for 7pm at my place, and we'll probably head out to a local watering hole after to drink more, start fist-fights, and high-five each other.

Even though many of you are constantly choking me, throwing me, putting me to sleep, or trying to break my arm, I assume (perhaps naively) that you do it out of love, and therefore, you are welcome in my home.

If you are free tomorrow night, please come on by or meet up with us later.

-Bruce