Monday, April 02, 2007

Welcome to the Stagnant Triumvirate

From The Youngest:










Welcome!

You have arrived at The Stagnant Triumvirate. Here you will find fascinating insights from three siblings hellbent on gaining our parents' approval. There's The Oldest, The Middle, and me, The Youngest. Feel free to start making false assumptions and unfair comparisons.

(we are not children)

I know what you're thinking now, and I say, "Fuck you!" This will not be some sort of feel good bullshittery.

(we are not children)

We will not be patting each other on the back and sharing iced tea. In fact, if all goes as planned, we will soon be at each others throats, clawing at each others' eyes...clawing at them with words.

But that is all for the future.

For the present, I thought I'd bring you all a brief list of some of our past material to pique your interest. You may be surprised at the diversity produced from such genetically similar humans:

"Severe Teaching Strategies for the Clingy Student (ages 4-8)"
"Single Malt Scotch - Is the Highland High on Your List?"
"Wedding Planning - What the Hell?"
"3 Steps to Living a Healthier, Happier Life"
"Is Iraq the Next India? - Haliburton, Customer Service, and the Shi'ites"
"Breaking Down Barriers"
"Online Poker Part 1 - Building a Bankroll"
"Online Poker Part 2 - Pissing it all Away"

That's it for now.

Please leave.

-The Youngest

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